my childhood plans

As for me...
My profession would be: food critic/Broadway actress
My wife/husband would be: (the late) QT from 2gether
My car would be: a Porsche
My home would be: Club Med
My best friend would be: this girl from Cirque du Soleil who I was obsessed with
My backyard would have: an outdoor stage
All my dinners would include: salmon skin and green apple sour straws
My kids would be named: Lydia, Mac and Adrienne Jade

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via Mike Mitchell

I'm not sure I'll ever get past this point.

so true

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automatic parks and rec re-blog

ohmajeez adorbsable!!!! but where's lil retta and lil jerry gurgich?? (not to mention lil lil sebastian)

holy schnikies

This is the modern day equivalent of that series of Swingers messages he leaves on her answering machine. Ugggggh cringe inducing.

Gossip Girl visits the UCB

via Nate Dern

I like how they make it seem like improvisers are completely unable to go off-script and would be made crazy uncomfortable by being forced to improvise.

Also, I haven't watched the last 2 seasons of Gossip Girl, but the idea that someone would write a novelized version of their life and change people's code names from things like Chuck Bass to Charlie Trout seems extremely sophomoric. In fact, it reminds me of being in 10th grade (sophomore year? sophomoric? get it??) and writing a fictionalized version of the Starbucks Club with Rachel. Our characters' names were things like Spyder (Ryder), Pamzi (Ramzi) and Mondhya (Sandhya) and Katie's boyfriend in it was in a band called Nightmare Avenue. Then again, I guess these actors are supposed to be in high school, right? I always forget because they still look like they're 10 years older than me and my friends.

an invention worth having

there are some times in my life when i really could have used this...



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that's ambition

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Happy Valentine's Day

credit: Jon Defreest

automatic re-blog: my two favorite people

once you were just griff on boy meets world and janis ian from mean girls...



from Vulture

Also, which of those guys is Jon Heder? Both?

dream journal

Last night I dreamt that we were on this kind of Hunter alumni field trip. The alumni reps for our grade were Greg, Alex, Ben and James [LAST NAMES REDACTED but suffice it to say they were not nice to me in high school]. And we were walking with Ben and I said something kind of snarky under my breath about how it was dumb that those four guys were supposed to represent our whole class, that just b/c they were popular didn't mean everyone liked them. And Ben made fun of me to the whole group and was like "Being popular means you have the most friends, so actually it does mean everyone likes you." And I said "Whatever, Rachel and Yoko and I love each other more than any other friends could love each other, so fuck you."

So you know, apparently I still care about that bullshit. I don't think I've used the word "popular" in that context or thought about those people in like 5 years (thank God). But the bottom line is more that I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS.

stop making me love you more

love this more than most things