so you think you can dance is aaaaaamazing. i love mia michaels as much as i hate mary murphy. she just used the word "banoodles."
also, a conversation at the spa:
waxing lady: you half-asian?
me: yes
waxing lady, right as she is handling my delicates: chinese?
me: no, my dad's japanese actually.
i'm pretty sure telling your chinese bikini waxer that you are japanese is equivalent to telling your jewish dentist that you come from a family of nazis right before he gives you a root canal. or maybe not.
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