weirdest thing i saw: i saw a guy (homeless?) on the 1 train take from a plastic bag a boom box. then, he took out a jar of mayo and placed it on the floor carefully. next, he took out a box of tea, removed two bags and threw the box onto the floor. he gingerly used the two teabags to wipe off the top of his boom box, then placed those on the ground as well. this was all very perplexing.
new favorite monster: THE MONTAUK MONSTER!!! as scary as the maraschino cherry-eyed baby, but with half the scientific explanation and twice the photo-shopping.
least favorite thing about new york on the weekend: subway weekend service
second least favorite: paying full price for drinks
best equation: stepbrothers + 40sindatheater = ABSOLUTE HILARITY.
new favorite bar: the stone crow
new favorite book: female chauvinist pigs: women and the rise of raunch culture ~ Ariel Levy
thing i keep doing lately and i'm not sure why: raising my hand before i talk
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wow, way to get on the funny train three years too late: the New York Times' coverage of Tim and Eric
(sidenote: this is like how BWE used to have this thing called "...OF THE DAY" where they'd say like "Best excuse," "Worst haircut," etc. but eventually, they just stopped using superlatives and started writing whatever they wanted. Now I understand why.)
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