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Thursday, May 15, 2008

foggy

From Overheard in New York:

Teen boy, with a sigh: Sometimes the world just isn't as shiny as you want it to be.

--42nd St


I feel you, kid.

Also, they say "Beer before liquor, never been sicker." This is untrue. There are all kinds of things you could do to make yourself even sicker than beer-before-liquor-sick. For example, you could eat a hot fudge sundae, horrible horrible shrimp and crab fondue, and drink the worst vodka ever made and then run as fast as you possibly can, naked. That could make you sicker. Hypothetically.

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