Happy First-day-where-it-is-slightly-warmer-than-days- before-it-so-everybody-decides-it's-totally-acceptable-to-wear- little-to-no-clothing Day!! In other words, there is a lot of pale, pasty skin and smarmy non-pedicured toes all up in my eyes today.
Other things that today is:
Respectably French Tuesday
National Grammar Day
Petri Tuesday
Rapper Grand Puba's birthday
Butternut Squash Soup day
The only day of the year that is also a command (March Forth.) I stole this from Wikipedia. However, I think any day could be a command if you say it strongly enough.
Enjoy it! Chances are, it'll probably snow again some time in the next year.
4 comments:
JULY TWELFTH!!
...nope. doesn't have the same amount of punch.
nsgklsjdfsjidf'ijds; you better acknowledge dinner tonight i'll never let go jack i'll never let go
Also, "May I". That's "May First", but in Roman Numerals. Also, you are asking "May I". nafknfdknfd.
March tenth! March 100th!
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